Wednesday, July 27, 2011

LeCram's Favorite Adventure People Toys

The other day, Chonguy and I were talking about great times in our lives. We both agreed that the happiest and bestist times of our lives, were the times spent with the Adventure People. The Adventure People, from Fisher Price, turned back yards into a world of adventure. Swimming pools became the ocean, where you could help a xxxxxx rescue team xxxx save some stranded fishermen, or some Aqua-Scienticians study dolphins. A mud puddle becomes a swamp, where a team of dirt-bikers show their stuff. From desert patrols, to TV news teams, The Adventure People dit it all. This Chon's favorite was the Sky Diver with parachute. Le Cram's favorite was the Jungle Explorers. What great times we had!

Sincerely,
Le Cram (Signature)








Thursday, January 20, 2011

Ultimate Tribute(TM) Thursdays - End of Line!!!

Le Cram has been getting a lot of emails and comments lately. Many of you are asking for new posts, and more often. Le Cram hears you!!! And since it's been so long, and Le Cram feels kind of bad about it, Le Cram is giving you all your favorite kind of post. An "ULTIMATE TRIBUTE(TM)"!!! Are you asking yourself what an ULTIMATE TRIBUTE(TM) is? If so you probably missed our first two installments featuring Walt Disney's "The Black Hole", and Paramount Picture's "Star Trek TNG". So here's a quick recap: An Ultimate Tribute is the highest honor that fans of stuff, like us, can pay to our favorite things! Some of the Ultimate tributes will be by Le Cram, while others will be done by Le Cram's friends/associates. Le Cram also invites you, the Le Cramites to submit Ultimate Tributes, and if the Le Cram staff likes them, they may get published on Le Cram's! The submission guidelines are as follows. 1.) Ultimate Tributes must be done on a sheet of notebook paper that has been yanked out of your "Trapper Keeper". 2.) Only a number two pencil may be used.
3.) All Ultimate Tributes must conform to the basic layout of the first Ultimate Tribute. 4.) Scan at a resolution of 150PPI in the JPEG format, and email to: lecram3000@gmail.com . It's that simple!

And now, Ultimate Tribute Thursdays are back!!! This is our first guest Ultimate Tribute! Walt Disney Productions "TRON", by Le Cram's friend and follower David Milano!!! Nice work, David. It is apparent that you love TRON!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Clowns and Calculations, or Clownculations.

Sometimes when Le Cram is at work, he gets bored and stuff like this happens. When Le Cram looked down the other day at this paper that Le Cram was doing some calculations on, he (Le Cram) got a chuckle out of seeing this clown in the middle of a bunch of math. Le Cram almost didn't remember drawing the clown. Maybe Le Cram was "day dream drawing". A few days later Le Cram was at work and saw the same sheet of paper with another clown on it!!! It turns out that one of Le Cram's work chums had been inspired to do his own clown!!! Drawing clowns is fun!!! Unless you are a smelly bloop monster. Bloops are so grotesque and lame, that they don't like clowns. Anyway, enjoy.


Le Cram thought everyone would also enjoy seeing the bleed through that was on the next sheet, so here it is:

Friday, December 3, 2010

Clownluminated



Hey everyone! Le Cram's wanted to let you all know that Le Cram's follower Evil Klownieval has a new post up, and The Gentleman Clown is sharing his creative side with us! Check it out here:

Happy Holidays!

Le Cram

Monday, November 1, 2010

Le Cramthulhu

Le Cram is quite the enjoyer of all things H.P. Lovecraft, as many of you know(Larry!?!). So when Le Cram recently heard that his fiend David Milano was holding a Lovecraft drawing contest, Le Cram was very excited to participate! Some of you may remember David as the winner of the Le Cram's contest:"Draw your favorite Black Hole character". David's instructions were simple. Draw yourself as Lovecraft's hideous fish monster, Cthulhu. The one problem was, Le Cram found out after the contest was already over. Le Cram tried to contact David Milano about the possibility of a late entry, but never heard back. Le Cram was disappointed because Le Cram thinks he could have won this contest. So Le Cram decided to go ahead and draw the picture he would have entered, had he had the chance. Enjoy everyone!



That's the power of love!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Neil Alan Smith 1961-2010

Le Cram recently read a news story online about a man who was recently killed by a hit-and-run driver, and wanted to share his story. His name was Neil Alan Smith, and he was a 48 year old dishwasher at a Crab Shack restaurant in St. Petersburg Fl. Mr. Smith was riding his bicycle home from work at 11P.M. on September 12th, when he was struck by a car that did not stop. He was taken to a near by hospital where he died of his injuries several days later. The people that knew Mr. Smith describe him as dependable, hardworking, and concerned with the welfare of those around him. Why am I posting about this guy I didn't know, that lived on the other side of the country? Well, the article I was reading stated that The St. Petersburg Times announced his death on their website, and that someone had left the following anonymous comment. "A man who is working as a dishwasher at the Crab Shack at the age of 48 is surely better off dead". The paper's web editor removed the comment, deciding that it was offensive and insensitive to Mr. Smith's family and friends. Further, the editors, who were themselves disgusted by this grotesque comment, decided to honor Mr. Smith's life with a full obituary. I commend the editors of The St. Petersburg Times for counteracting what this heartless fiend said, by showing that Mr. Smith was a hardworking, well liked, decent person, that was just trying to survive. What will be said about this anonymous commenter when he or she dies? Hopefully the truth. Something like: "Enjoyed mocking the dead, and judging a person based on their income. A true waste of air". Please read Mr. Smith's story here:


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Le Cram-a-Tergo Shocktober Edition

Le Cram is once again featured on Vis A Tergo, which is run by This Guy or That Other Guy or Jared from Subway. No one knows.

Anyway, here it is:

http://visatergo.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/711/

It's a Shocktober Surprise (Get it?).






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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Le Cram's Copyright Free "Clip-Art", #2

Le Cram hears you! Le Cram has gotten so many requests in the last several months for another sheet of clip-art. So here it is.



Holy Saxophones!!!




Thanks for everything, Ronald Wilby.



Sincerely,
Le Cram's

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Improved Data

Today's post wasn't planned. Le Cram received a surprise in the mail yesterday. A package from loyal Le Cram's follower Evel Klownievel! Apparently the Gentleman clown was so moved by our last Ultimate Tribute(TM) (to Star Trek: The Next Generation), that he decided to throw in his "two cents", on how to improve Lieutenant Commander Data. Enjoy everyone!!!






Monday, August 23, 2010

Ultimate Tribute Thursdays - Make It So!!!

Well, it's the Third Thursday of the month, and at Le Cram's, that can only mean one thing. Ultimate Tribute(TM) Thursdays!!! Are you asking yourself "what the hell is an Ultimate Tribute?" Then you probably missed our first installment a month ago, featuring The Black Hole(Copyright Walt Disney Productions. 1979). So, here is a quick reminder. An Ultimate Tribute is the highest honor that fans of stuff, like us, can pay to our favorite things! Some of the Ultimate tributes will be by Le Cram, while others will be done by Le Cram's friends/associates. Le Cram also invites you, the Le Cramites to submit Ultimate Tributes, and if the Le Cram staff likes them, they may get published on Le Cram's! The submission guidelines are as follows. 1.) Ultimate Tributes must be done on a sheet of notebook paper that has been yanked out of your "Trapper Keeper". 2.) Only a number two pencil may be used.
3.) All Ultimate Tributes must conform to the basic layout of this first Ultimate Tribute. 4.) Scan at a resolution of 150PPI in the JPEG format, and email to: lecram3000@gmail.com . It's that simple!

All right, enough of that! It's time for the new Ultimate tribute: Star Trek-The Next Generation!





Engage!

Le Cram

Wednesday, August 18, 2010