Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Draw your favorite "The Black Hole" character contest results!

Wow. Has it already been a week since our draw your favorite "The Black Hole" character contest was announced(see blog post dated March 15, 2010)? Well, dozens of youngsters sent in drawings, and the Le Cram's staff narrowed it down to the best three! Are you ready? Coming in third is little Tim Eschmeyer, age 9, with his rendition of "Maximillian"

First of all, the character's name is "Maximillian", not "Maximillion". Got that Einstein? Also, why is there a "Van Halen" logo on the picture? What does that have to do with anything? And finally, those balloon letters are something a girl would do. Are you a girl Tim? In the interest of time Le Cram isn't going to ask you why you put a peace symbol and whatever that other thing is on there.

Next, in second place we have "V.I.N.CENT", by Tommy Baker, age 6.



I don't know where to begin here Tommy. Were you blindfolded when you drew this? No? Did you draw with your left hand even though you are right handed? No? Why does it look so shaky? I think maybe you're 600, not 6. Anyway, congratulations on getting second prize!

And finally... Taking first prize we have Master David Milano, age 28, and his drawing of "Old B.O.B."

Actually, Le Cram doesn't have too many complaints about this one. The scale is a bit off, and you could have cleaned up some of the eraser smudges, but over all you did some pretty acceptable work. Although next to these other Rembrandts, just about anything would look good!

This final drawing we had to disqualify for not following the rules of the contest, but we feel obligated to show it since it was the official entry from our associate blog "chonsense"(see the Saxophone list at left for more info).

Chonsense's "This Guy" and Le Cram went back and fourth in the comment section of part one of this post(see blog entry dated March 15, 2010) regarding whether "MCP" from "Tron", is a character in "The Black Hole". Well This guy. "MCP" is still not a character in "The Black Hole", and entering this picture in the contest doesn't change that fact! Anyone can look it up. Have you even seen "The Black Hole"? Thanks for wasting everyone's time, Jackass!

Le Cram would like to thank everyone that took the time to draw and send in a picture. And to all of you that entered a losing picture, there's always next time!

Sincerely,
Le Cram
Saxophones(Rollo Tony brown town).

6 comments:

  1. First off, you have a "team"?!? And, secondly, what kind of fucking jackass is this David Milano? I mean, what a dick to enter a contest clearly designed for children. Does he make a habit out of going around beating little kids and taking their candy too? Probably still a virgin. I hope he gets hit by a bus... fucking ass.

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  2. I was robbed, I tells you.

    Now I know how the Teabaggers feels about Obamacare passing. How demoralizing!

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  3. But what about my picture below?---> .

    It's the black hole of the movie's title...a very, very, very small black hole...that's my favorite character from the movie.

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  4. Anonymous at the top-

    Yes Le Cram has a team. A blog this great does'nt just happen.

    I think you are being unfair to young David Milano. There was no age limit set for this contest. And it is not David's fault that he is a MUCH BETTER artist than the rest of the children that entered. If they are unhappy, they should try to do better work next time. Are you a parent of one of the losers?

    Dan Johnson
    Le cram's special projects director.

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  5. Hey, come on. There's no need for fighting. Everyone needs to check themselves right at the door.

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  6. That Guy-

    Nice try!

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